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To eat stuff you could choking hazard on home alone. Put a huge spider roll in my mouth in one piece tonight at the sushi place because takeout does not have such luxuries (but also no one is there to watch you eat sushi in too many bites…).
Feb 17, 2024
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as a fun little challenge... its an exercise in pretending you are a garbage truck... squeezing and compacting the first few forkfuls into your cheeks... finally when i see that my plate or bowl has been cleared i will chew and swallow and digest...
why i do this is a very good question but it definitely started when i'd have those puny, absolutely tiny portions of michelina's frozen pasta meals in the green boxes!!! my favourites were the lasagna with meat sauce and the lasagna alfredo with broccoli . for the record B)
please don't judge me
Feb 19, 2024
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Sometimes when I am home alone I order a ridiculous amount of take out and just go ape shit
Feb 24, 2024
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really into accumulating small tupperwares of the last 2-3 bites of my meals for later. no more feeling pressure to clear my plate! I shall relish you later (approx. 30mins later however all the sweeter!!)
Sep 21, 2024
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May 31, 2025
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We know what’s for dinner this week
Feb 1, 2025
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I probably have to pop that cherry today for work and I’m deeply sad since I’ve gotten this far with never once using it, which is the way things should be.
May 9, 2025