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One of these days my hubris will lead my fingers right into that thing. But until then, I will make exceedingly precise cuts, getting mere centimeters away from the 5,000 SFRM monster that wants to drink my blood. But I am human-born, my people travel seas and scale mountains and fly above the world. And if they day comes when the products of our innovative mind devour their masters, then I will be content; for the existence of mankind is good, and the monster that devours me is only the mechanism by which our desire to venture is satiated.
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When I was a teenager there was this parking lot between a diner and a Dunkin Donuts that we called “The Parking Lot of Party” because it is where we partied. I love making little mythologies behind things that to everyone outside of our circle is totally inconspicuous. Anyway, last weekend I learned that you can name things in Google Maps, so now this bench by The LA River that I think is funny has my little joke name for it labeled for everyone to see.
Jan 31, 2024
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Being the main character is hack shit, and really? You ain’t. All the people I see acting like the main character are all like, girls with blonde hair who didn’t hear Sonic Youth until their 20s or guys that that have daydreams about what they’d say as a guest on a podcast. I’m a supporting character. I’m Kramer, not Jerry, and I love it. Who needs a stressful storyline? If I get a storyline it is FUN, and EASY, and most importantly, UNNECESSARY. Most of the time I show up for a few minutes, get my bits in, and peace out. Simply living life.
Feb 3, 2024
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You’d think eventually I’d get used to seeing them, but every single time it’s as if I’ve never seen one before! Bananas.
Feb 8, 2024