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working a 9-5 shouldn’t be that deep right? fck it, tell that inappropriate joke, raise concern over something that doesn’t matter at all, we all live on a big piece of dirt
Feb 16, 2024
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it’s literally not that serious!
Jan 30, 2024
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your boss appears on screen and says “walk with me.” he shows you the new outdoor signs. >“wow they look great!”< / “have they ever seen a spirit level?” +5 points! you remembered he has low self esteem! he says “move every plant pot an inch to the left please, it should take all morning.” “I’d love nothing more” / >“absolutely”< he is now out of periferal. >stand and entertain this task for all of 5 minutes< / leave immediately. great choice! time wasted is time wasted after all! treat yourself. >piss around on the scissor lift< / stand alone in the overflow car park
Mar 23, 2024
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cause its great getting paid to kinda rest.
so many things are urgent but are they really important?
Oct 4, 2024
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something along the lines of “Do the copper tops taste best when you lick batteries? Do you prefer Duracell over energizer?“
Mar 6, 2024
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If this was a sport I would be an Olympian
Dec 24, 2023
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Fuck a collared shirt. Wear a sweater. It’s more comfortable and more stylish. Tell your boomer coworkers to read a book if they give you shit.
Mar 29, 2024