Feel like this is one the boys really need to hear. Completely revolutionises the changing in/out of your swimwear game. Tired of trying to get your underwear off while holding the towel up with your armpit? Live in fear of exposing yourself to everyone on the beach? No more! Bonus: You will look hot and gay.
Take off those pants, let that tummy breathe, delay dressing after the shower, commune with your body! I feel *very* comfy with myself until I imagine being seen BUT eventually I’ll be comfy around others too
millennials had one thing right & that thing was american spirit blues. the perfect cigarette. takes 10,000 hours to smoke and gives you the zoomies while simultaneously making you want to throw up + shit your pants. extremely problematic logo that we’ve all chosen to spare in the culture wars due to otherwise consistent brand excellence. official sponsor of The Indie Sleeze Revival (if that’s still a thing)
