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Things to say to end an altercation

Beat it, buster! Now scram! Get lost! Kick rocks!

@mitchmarsico

Jan 24, 2024

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Hit them with a stupid joke

“what did the girl coffee bean say to the boy coffee bean? i can’t go out im grounded!”

@moccasin_deafening

May 27, 2025

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Reminding someone that “people are dying” when they pick you up on something petty

It’s so simple yet so effective and if it makes me evil then so be it.

@choc_orange

Mar 27, 2025

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Top Recs from @nickyp

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Asking people if they lick batteries instead of calling them dumb

something along the lines of “Do the copper tops taste best when you lick batteries? Do you prefer Duracell over energizer?“

@nickyp

Mar 6, 2024

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Eating too much cheese and crackers and not saving enough room for dinner

If this was a sport I would be an Olympian

@nickyp

Dec 24, 2023

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Wearing sweaters to your office job

Fuck a collared shirt. Wear a sweater. It’s more comfortable and more stylish. Tell your boomer coworkers to read a book if they give you shit.

@nickyp

Mar 29, 2024

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