shower beers get a lot of attention but the real MVPs of the shower world are tangerines. The hot water and steam mixing with the zesty citrus oil is the best little luxury, letting the juice drip all over... that's some good shit
Exactly what it sounds like. Sometimes you have a large and juicy citrus fruit that you want to peel and consume like a starved chimp but without the stickiness. So do this in a slightly cold shower. So refreshing and wild
rip into it. get messy. the orange zest will fill your shower and transform you directly inside the orange that you’re eating. sort of a ‘sensorial spa’ experience. p.s. splurge on a really good orange. 🍊 💦😶🌫️
i did not do this and am currently frantically packing for a 6am flight and it is 9pm and i want to be in bed. my tootsies are so tired and i am exhausted and there is still so much to do. be better than me, i am a clown
