Saw someone do this on another app, and thought itâd be a funny lil game/brain exercise:
Polenta
Kidney
Sandal
Clarinet
Pie
Camera
Basin
Fax
Alimony
Chlorine
please add yours!!*
*footnotes: these are in the realm of European-adjacent/English-speaking/North American colonial names, so Iâd also love to see people do this with other languages/cultures!
*I find femme names are easier so bonus for neutral/masc names!
my favorite word right now. say it out loud, it feels like a tennis match in your mouth.
honorable mention: papal. it feels like you forgot how to pronounce the word people.
I love karaoke and have spent years painstakingly crafting and empirically testing a list of perfect tracks. These are those tracks.Â
EASY (low-effort crowd pleasers):Â
Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
Cool by Gwen Stefani
Hand in my Pocket by Alanis MorissetteÂ
Torn by Natalie ImbrugliaÂ
INTERMEDIATE (either stylistically harder or easy but requires moxie):Â
Laid by James
I Touch Myself by the DivinylsÂ
Cherry Bomb by the RunawaysÂ
Common People by Pulp
HARD (requires moxie and technical skill):Â
Hook by Blues TravellerÂ
Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind(If you pull off Semi-Charmed Life in a public karaoke setting, you are potentially about to fuck the most bitches that anyone has ever fucked. Personal note: I can run this track start to finish without so much as GLANCING at the lyrics..)
BONUS: I'm So Tired by Fugazi. In my opinion, this is the funniest karaoke track ever. Play it really straight.