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there’s nothing better then mysteriously disappearing from the function
Feb 10, 2024

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irish exits bring me so much joy
May 20, 2025
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And then they text you after like “where are you” “I left 15 minutes ago”
May 19, 2025

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Lowkey Just vanish
May 27, 2025
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Apparently saying goodbye takes up to two days per year. The key is making a good enough impression that you can fade into the background and people will think "gee what a nice person"
Jan 27, 2024
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Sometimes it just feels good to disappear. I don’t want to hug everyone so I will sneak out and end up in my bed with a couple of texts saying variations of “where did you run off to?” and I will fall into a peaceful slumber knowing I am missed.
Feb 6, 2024

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people will think you‘re famous…or an asshole
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Return to your roots! Kiss your friends, ruin a friend group
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