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“are you going to eat that?”
”does that pasta taste good? i bet it tastes good.”
“did you make that al denté?”
“with basil too?”
“do you know how much i would pay for a meal like that?”
“do you have any intention of sharing?”
if they offer you a bite, give them a weird look and politely decline.
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as a fun little challenge... its an exercise in pretending you are a garbage truck... squeezing and compacting the first few forkfuls into your cheeks... finally when i see that my plate or bowl has been cleared i will chew and swallow and digest...
why i do this is a very good question but it definitely started when i'd have those puny, absolutely tiny portions of michelina's frozen pasta meals in the green boxes!!! my favourites were the lasagna with meat sauce and the lasagna alfredo with broccoli . for the record B)
please don't judge me
Feb 19, 2024
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there are no pleasantries in hunger
Jan 22, 2024
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it could be your favorite thing ever. or just don’t order it again?
Dec 31, 2023
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sneak in.
hide them wherever you can.
in shirts, lampshades, pillows, pets, closets.
deny.
Feb 9, 2024
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dear god someone has to do it.
and it certainly won’t be me.
but this isn’t an art form i’m ready to let die.
Feb 8, 2024
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not because of mind control or the government or whatever.
just in case you need to heat something up in an oven really quickly on a whim.
Feb 8, 2024