nothing fills me with more murderous rage than people not knowing how to act in the grocery store. PICK A SIDE AND STICK TO IT!!!!!!! taking up the WHOLE GODDAMN AISLE!!!!!!!!! bring back spatial awareness!!!!!!!! jesus christ how did you even drive here without crashing???? just bumbling around without a clue in the GODDAMN WORLD!!!!!!
Most of my pet peeves involve lack of awareness - leaving a cart in the middle of the aisle when grabbing something at the grocery store, not making room for others on a packed bus, not putting the little thingy down at the grocery store conveyor belt.
The grocery store really gets me goin obviously
No reading feels better than reading done in avoidance.
Reading that happens in desperate spurts
fueled by the reality of obligations
that hinge on closed pages.
Reading to spite your boss
is richer than
reading that happens
when you should be asleep.
Playing Axel F’s “Crazy Frog” in delicate moments is a power move that should not be taken lightly.
Places to consider:
-a packed elevator
-liquor store checkout line
-dentist’s office waiting room
-funeral processions, generally
-at the nail salon
-during zoom therapy
-entries r quick
-do, eat, buy, forget
-form over function
- *redacted*
-film you’ll never watch
-vague question
-zyrtec, eye drops, sunscreen
-accidental poetry happens in every list you make