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Annoying people from new york

you don’t have to look far

@alig

Jan 28, 2024

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Smiling at people in new york

I have recently made the bold decision to make eye contact with AND smile at whosoever I pass in this large worm eaten apple of a city. the cold and indifferent “New York attitude“ is, I have decided, for yuppies and transplants. Real ones are confident enough to just be a normal ass person and smile at people. Most of the time I get a smile back, if I don’t, it’s their loss….

@sofe

Aug 21, 2024

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Being obnoxious about being from New York

It’s my birthright to be a jerk and I really exploit that right to the fullest (especially because one of my bandmates is from Long Island).

@turrelljames

Dec 28, 2023

Top Recs from @legolasfucks

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Calling feet “Dogs”

Guarantees a laugh from me.

@legolasfucks

Feb 7, 2024

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the penis series

I left this on a coworkers desk. Each sticky is a replica of a “classic”

@legolasfucks

Feb 10, 2024

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2014 tumblr kid: Do Not reblog

what a time to be depressed in middle school. my uniform was flower crowns, combat boots, a skirt, tights and a graphic t-shirt. I thought my tumblr was so fucking sick—I copied some code on the backend so Born to die by Lana del Rey played and the mouse was a skull. So funny that at the time I was terminally unique, now this shared experience is something you can practically smell on early 20 year old gays.

@legolasfucks

Feb 8, 2024