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Best way to start the week. I give myself one cheat meal, and I like to do it first thing on Mondays. Gives me something to look forward to before I start all those tough work emails!
Feb 5, 2024
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It’s nice to have an arbitrary reset every 7 days if things start to feel out of wack you can still have the hope of Monday
Mar 1, 2024
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the candy.
The biweekly day of the week is pretty cool too though.
Apr 11, 2024
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Your week is just as short, and instead of fighting the Sunday scary, it's like you gained a sneaky extra weekend!
Nov 13, 2023
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When I was a teenager there was this parking lot between a diner and a Dunkin Donuts that we called “The Parking Lot of Party” because it is where we partied. I love making little mythologies behind things that to everyone outside of our circle is totally inconspicuous. Anyway, last weekend I learned that you can name things in Google Maps, so now this bench by The LA River that I think is funny has my little joke name for it labeled for everyone to see.
Jan 31, 2024
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Being the main character is hack shit, and really? You ain’t. All the people I see acting like the main character are all like, girls with blonde hair who didn’t hear Sonic Youth until their 20s or guys that that have daydreams about what they’d say as a guest on a podcast. I’m a supporting character. I’m Kramer, not Jerry, and I love it. Who needs a stressful storyline? If I get a storyline it is FUN, and EASY, and most importantly, UNNECESSARY. Most of the time I show up for a few minutes, get my bits in, and peace out. Simply living life.
Feb 3, 2024
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You’d think eventually I’d get used to seeing them, but every single time it’s as if I’ve never seen one before! Bananas.
Feb 8, 2024