when i worked as a bike delivery driver a few summers ago, i would always shave my legs so that i wouldn't have to use as much sunscreen, what with it clumping up all between my leg hair every single day, so that i'd be able to save a few bucks on sunscreen every week. however, there was this one hair just below the rear part of my knee on my right leg that would always grow out to be like 8 inches long, so every time i'd shave my legs i was just like "ah, fiddlesticks! you're too majestic! i can't get rid of you." so two years and one broken kneecap later... it's still there
