My favorite movie is Spring Breakers and I'm not ashamed of it. I make all my lovers watch it and they all hate it. Making people sit through an hour and a half of "Spring Break, y'all, Spring Break...." with Skrillex in the background is an incredible way to make enemies but also a good way to vibe check the people you let in your bed. House of Wax is excellent (Paris Hilton really makes it epic.) The Row with Lala Kent is another one I recommend. I can tell a lot about a person's capacity for empathy based on how they react to my terrible choices in movies. They gotta go if they can't vibe on my island of bad production and acting.
Itβs quite fun to make fun of bad cinema, here are a few recs to get u started:
- Cocaine bear
- Winnie the pooh: blood and honey
- the quarterback and me (nice catch, cheer)
- Pinocchio, 2002 adaptatation
- disaster movie
u couldn't torture this outta me but here i am:
π i watched epic movie (2007) religiously and thought it was the funniest shit ever (its really not, who let me watch this anyways??)
certified hood classics:
π angus, thongs & perfect snogging (2008)
π wild child (2008)
π shes the man (2006)
IG is so fucking boring these days. I've had enough. I post intimate and weirdly overthetop "poems" of sorts about the nitty gritty details of my life. I lose followers with every post and that gives me such a rush. Shake up that algorithm and let me know what's REALLY going on in your life!
I just read the book "the world is on fire but we're still buying shoes." A short little read about how to be better shoppers in this environment. FUCK AMAZON if you've gotta satisfy your urge to get some cool new garb or stuff for around the house buy from local thrift stores and vintage stores! Just picked up the headboard of my dreams at Goodwill. Better for your wallet, too. Plus it's cool to be like "oh this? It's secondhand."