Have a silly jazzy secret with your crush. you’re a toad to everyone else and if they try to tell anyone about your one man chorus line of high kicks they will sound unhinged! CROAAK
just when people think they know u well enough do something completely out of character. think I’m a hermit? ok I’m going to a boiler room and be the clubbiest girl alive. idk it’s so funny to me
There’s a lot to love about Certain Women, but Kristen Stewart using an unfurled napkin rollup to wipe off diner burger grease is the only part I actually ever talk about
