Cliché but true. it would be different if she didn’t know you and was just hitting on a taken person, but that doesn’t sound like a friend you wanna have tbh…..
“The best thing you can be in life is tipsy. There’s four things you can be in life: sober, tipsy, drunk, hung over. Tipsy’s the only one out of the four where you don’t cry during it.”
– James Acaster
Bonus points if you send them to people with some message you thought was hilarious in the moment, but in all actuality it wasn’t you were just too drunk to read it properly.
