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Now if you're a metrosexual like me then you, like most metrosexuals, will find yourself often in precarious situations. Today I'll teach you how to watch and conversate about Love Island and other 3rd date necessitated Trash TV with a potential romantic attraction while showcasing that you are indeed straight.
It's important to disarm yourself immediately of any insecurities, try first:
"yea that's a pretty big bulge he has, but I've seen bigger on my friends in the locker room cuddle sessions"
This will signal to your prospective partner that you have a sense of humor and that you've explored the entire range of male girth, from an aesthetic position that is.
Now that these basic boundaries are set we can move on. When you see the first beaitiful woman on screen proclaim "oh my Baba Yaga momma I'm deeply entrenched in her in a hetero way."
This is what we, in the metroscene, call an "artful employment of tension and jealousy through the lack of validation."
By indicating that you would copulate with the virtual celebrity, your prospective partner will see you as a high value target, capable of seducing cougar moms and swooning e-girls alike.
It's at this point that you're ready to make your move, turn to look at them, stare deeply at them for at least four seconds of silence and finally say "I see God in your eyes"
Congratulations you are now betrothed
It's important to disarm yourself immediately of any insecurities, try first:
"yea that's a pretty big bulge he has, but I've seen bigger on my friends in the locker room cuddle sessions"
This will signal to your prospective partner that you have a sense of humor and that you've explored the entire range of male girth, from an aesthetic position that is.
Now that these basic boundaries are set we can move on. When you see the first beaitiful woman on screen proclaim "oh my Baba Yaga momma I'm deeply entrenched in her in a hetero way."
This is what we, in the metroscene, call an "artful employment of tension and jealousy through the lack of validation."
By indicating that you would copulate with the virtual celebrity, your prospective partner will see you as a high value target, capable of seducing cougar moms and swooning e-girls alike.
It's at this point that you're ready to make your move, turn to look at them, stare deeply at them for at least four seconds of silence and finally say "I see God in your eyes"
Congratulations you are now betrothed
Jan 26, 2024
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๐In a slump right now beating myself up for being single, so watch love island. makes me want to continue being single FOREVER. Watching them doโฆall that they doโฆ.i want nothing to do with any of that. good show tho lol
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๐the sexiest thing a girl can do is stay up until 2am watching Love Island (in this case, Love Island Games season 1, for those inquiring)
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๐บlove island is infuriating this year. the cast is full of Andrew Tate followers, influencers who only seem to be there to build their brand (in other words, brands pretending to be islanders), and scrappy doo. half of the islanders are on strategy island, the other half are on forced friendship island. people who seem genuine keep getting voted off. people who should've left weeks ago are still here because of weird alliances, terrible advice, and bad voting decisions by the islanders and the public.
iโm used to watching the hottest women ever โข sabotage their happiness for weird men. iโm used to seeing forced friendships. iโm used to watching couples who wouldnt work on the outside ride it out in hopes of a bombshell. but thereโs too much built up tension because everyone is hyper aware theyโre on a reality tv series. they are too worried about being disliked. they are hyper aware of the formulas that worked for past seasons, and have mistakenly decided imitation is the way to win 100kโ in cash or followers.
they miscalculated: love island is a show that rewards authenticity. the most iconic islanders โ Maura, mollie may, Camilla, the ppg, Ekin-su, Rob, even Kem (ew) โ are iconic because they chose to be themselves, even when it meant pissing off other islanders, dividing the audience, and sending the producers into a panic.
Itโs day 27 (???) and I care for none of the islanders besides Amaya. Amaya, who clearly wants to find love without sacrificing her morals. Amaya, who wants to find love without idealizing her other islanders. Amaya, who wants to find love without forcing the premise to fit her ideals. my winner.
iโm used to watching the hottest women ever โข sabotage their happiness for weird men. iโm used to seeing forced friendships. iโm used to watching couples who wouldnt work on the outside ride it out in hopes of a bombshell. but thereโs too much built up tension because everyone is hyper aware theyโre on a reality tv series. they are too worried about being disliked. they are hyper aware of the formulas that worked for past seasons, and have mistakenly decided imitation is the way to win 100kโ in cash or followers.
they miscalculated: love island is a show that rewards authenticity. the most iconic islanders โ Maura, mollie may, Camilla, the ppg, Ekin-su, Rob, even Kem (ew) โ are iconic because they chose to be themselves, even when it meant pissing off other islanders, dividing the audience, and sending the producers into a panic.
Itโs day 27 (???) and I care for none of the islanders besides Amaya. Amaya, who clearly wants to find love without sacrificing her morals. Amaya, who wants to find love without idealizing her other islanders. Amaya, who wants to find love without forcing the premise to fit her ideals. my winner.
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๐ฌYour life should be full of hardship, you should walk for hours on end across the desert in this disagreeable world, theorizing, you should wake up one day and find love is possible
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๐ฅI freakin' love Obama. He wasn't just the first black president, he was also the first openly soft boy president.
Today we'll be adapting his famous technique "The Hussein Hustle" to modernity. Here Obama famously engages in an array of books such as Woolf, Fanon, โand Marx in order to expand his empathetic ability to connect to varying populations of beautiful intellectuals with his steez.
We will be employing similar techniques here however, with a reset focus upon femcel films and movies.
Let's begin with an order of priority: 1. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐ Though it will be too much to review here, this film will form the other end of the psychological coin adjacent to the second suggestion -
2. ๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ก
These first two narratives combined compose the entirety of the femcel experience, mastering these is understanding at the initial level.
3. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ
Sofia Coppola Instigated the dark fog of reality, this is the next to be understood as it most reflects their childhood fears and ideations in one neat parcel.
4. ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐ฐ๐๐ง
Social rejection. Every femcel hates it reasonably or is a product of it. Understanding this means understanding the daily weights of your prospective partner.
5. ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐
She wants to kill you and has every right to, she is the chooser.
6. ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ, ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ฌ
She wants to have your children and has every right to, but they aren't her responsibility.
7. ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐๐ฒ
She can totally consume you.
8. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐๐๐ง
Femcels are like Euphoria the tv show but an even more troubling activation timeline.
9. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ
Why tradcath conversion is imperative.
10. ๐๐ข๐ง๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
One of the five ultimate femcel deities, this last ritual sacrifice now has you one step closer to the rebis consciousness.
Today we'll be adapting his famous technique "The Hussein Hustle" to modernity. Here Obama famously engages in an array of books such as Woolf, Fanon, โand Marx in order to expand his empathetic ability to connect to varying populations of beautiful intellectuals with his steez.
We will be employing similar techniques here however, with a reset focus upon femcel films and movies.
Let's begin with an order of priority: 1. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐ Though it will be too much to review here, this film will form the other end of the psychological coin adjacent to the second suggestion -
2. ๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ก
These first two narratives combined compose the entirety of the femcel experience, mastering these is understanding at the initial level.
3. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ
Sofia Coppola Instigated the dark fog of reality, this is the next to be understood as it most reflects their childhood fears and ideations in one neat parcel.
4. ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐ฐ๐๐ง
Social rejection. Every femcel hates it reasonably or is a product of it. Understanding this means understanding the daily weights of your prospective partner.
5. ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐
She wants to kill you and has every right to, she is the chooser.
6. ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ, ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ฌ
She wants to have your children and has every right to, but they aren't her responsibility.
7. ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐๐ฒ
She can totally consume you.
8. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐๐๐ง
Femcels are like Euphoria the tv show but an even more troubling activation timeline.
9. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ
Why tradcath conversion is imperative.
10. ๐๐ข๐ง๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
One of the five ultimate femcel deities, this last ritual sacrifice now has you one step closer to the rebis consciousness.
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Snakes, leeches, ice cubes shaped like bullets, miniature propeller hats with internal feathers, studio fan with a sturdy cubic feet per minute, a multi course Michelin Star meal with even smaller portions, Infinite Jest for the ventriloquism stage, Marvin's Room karaoke solo audio amp clamp attachment, a virtual locket tattoo in the dermis to watch Family Guy on during...
The list goes on.
The list goes on.
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