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Bourgeois Hollywood garbage - bear your coffee/tobacco stained fangs proudly, it is a truly authentic expression of sprezzatura
Would you rather look like a character in a marvel movie, or a pretentious foreign film that will impress all of the American Spirit light blue smoking baddies
Jan 26, 2024
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A way of being that is undeniably hot. End aesthetic dentistry! Burn all the veneers! I miss giant incisors, criss cross front teef and little chips and gaps. Give me a broken smile and baby I’m yours
Jan 30, 2024
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the epidemic of celebrities getting awful veneers is so chilling. let people have slightly imperfect teeth! a gap! a sweet snaggletooth!
my two front teeth are veneers from busting out my adult teeth in a razor scooter accident, and the process to get them is so unpleasant. i got them in high school. i used to have a tooth gap which my dentist told me i should close so i wasn’t “insecure” and i, at 16, listened to him.
i miss my gap. im so glad when we all get to look like people and don’t have shiny piano keys for teeth. don’t even get me started on how distracting they are during movies
Feb 6, 2025
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Imagine this: the white rocks in your mouth are actually alive and filled with soft pulp and blood. Then, they are excluded from your medical “insurance” (a type of grocery store shopping rewards card) and siloed into a special category along with your eyes (soft balls that help you see.)
Still with me? Now, imagine that if anything goes wrong with the rocks, your yearly rewards card funbucks allotment covers about 1/3 of the treatment cost, leaving you to figure out to cover the remainder, as well as any future operations.
This is just one important step in how the American is honed and perfected, a process that transmutes time and labor into hardened epoxy teeth and muscular, bloodshot eyes. Physical health? That’s gonna cost ya. Archetypical perfection? Priceless.
Dec 12, 2023
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Maybe instead of looking for someone with the same niche musical taste and passion for arthouse cinema, you should find someone who is kind to you and doesn’t know who Dasha Nekrasova is
Jan 27, 2024
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If my heart yearns for you, I am going to like literally everything you post on your story because I have no shame. If you start liking mine back, we are dating now. I don’t make the rules.
This is the modern version of courting the unmarried sons and daughters of nobles, asking them to waltz with you and trying to win the approval of their father.
Jan 27, 2024
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The French intuitively know this, but we Americans are so prudish. I’m a straight man, but if women are asked to be naked on camera then it’s only fair to show the male actors cock and balls, accentuated by the subtle moonlight streaming through the window, as if it was a Caravaggio painting.
Jan 26, 2024