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depending on the timing and severity, you get to experience the drama and contradictory relief of undergoing medical care on your employer’s dime. microdose of the multiverses where you don’t have a job and never need one.
& when you return to work, you get to feel the thrilling reinstallation of your futile little tasks. 🎡
Jan 26, 2024
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- a celebrity came down for a surprise visit
- a fire broke out and everyone evacuated
- surprise catering for the office staff (it was korean)
- a coworker i did not like got blasted out loud by the boss, finally being called out in their bs
- two coworkers got caught doing the hanky-panky in the toilet stall
- a huge sink hole appeared (today)
nothing like this ever happens when i’m in the office and i am SICK OF IT
I WANT THE DRAMA
Feb 13, 2025
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NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD WHY
Apr 28, 2025
woke up with a migraine today and i don’t know why i always have an internal dilemma about calling in sick for a day or just powering through it
but! at the end of the day, the world doesn’t stop turning just because i took a day to rest and take care of myself, and my job isn’t my life!!! they don’t own me!!
okay speech over i’m gonna down some excedrin and sit in a dark room now
Sep 10, 2024
Top Recs from @jarid
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I recommend living it
Feb 24, 2024
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I recommend taking the opposite of an ‘everything shower’ where you just get in and out of the water, maybe after a run or a workday or just when you need to feel wet
Jan 28, 2024
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it’s like hey but that’s what i’m doing right now! comparable experiences include driving a car past a car dealership & having sex behind a sex store
Mar 7, 2025