Outlaw plastic straws immediately. I’m all for it. It’s insane to me that anyone even considers a counter argument to this. Straws are a problem, we fixed it, yet we continue to dump bullshit into the ocean for no reason.
That said, if you’re going to inflict a plastic straw on me without prior consent, make it a bendy one thanks. They‘re great i can’t deny it, damn these conundrums of modern life!