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any girl can smell good... it takes a special girl to smell weird and bad. i've been wearing lust by lush a lot recently which actually smells good on a lot of people but because of something in my inimitable god-given body chemistry just makes me smell like rotten flowers and pussy
Jan 26, 2024
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Y’all… I tried to gate keep this but whoever sees this… ITS A SIGN. I’m telling you, if c*nt was a smell, it would be that. It smells like an IT GIRL & just exudes sex. Yw in advance
Jan 27, 2024
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one of my cats has a scent that is like a sweet spot between dyptique’s fleur de peau and another 13, with a touch of the smell of a newborn baby. simply divine. my other cat smells nasty though, like a livestock feeding store.
Nov 28, 2024
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as a perfume / scent gworl what a dream question
~~~ my boyfriends old house: I can’t really pin down the smell but it was so specific and lovely and if I smell it again I am THERE!!!
~~~ pub floor lmao; many years of bartending means somehow I have quite a nostalgic association with the smell of beer . Kinda wheaty
~~~ the lush perfume SUPERWORLD UNKNOWN: discontinued. Rip. So sweet, would never wear it now, but was supposed to smell like candy floss at a funfair . Maybe in space ??
Jul 18, 2024
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often when something noteworthy happens to me -- a negative sexual experience, an awkward date, a weird subway encounter -- i'll have the impulse to post about it on twitter. but then i think, what if i texted this to my friend instead? and then you can text it to your friend, maybe even one you haven't texted in a while, and they will probably be happy to hear from you directly and you will have strengthened a beautiful relationship. all tweets are spiritually corrosive and the spirit of your new interpersonal bond will persevere long after platforms are dead
Jan 26, 2024
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turns the whole day around
Jan 30, 2024
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my job is being a writer which means i have a lot of free time and it also means that fun group events within my industry are rare. this opens up the wonderful world of being a GROUPIE -- a quasi-professional fan of the talents of others. i am not a comedian but through being a comedy groupie i have reaped the greatest benefit of the trade (funny friends) without ever having to set foot on an improv stage. i am not a musician but through being a music groupie i get to listen to my friends play beautiful songs and sometimes play with them for fun. i am not in fashion but being a fashion groupie means i get to hang out with impossibly stylish and knowledgeable women and sometimes try on beautiful clothes. being a master of none means you get to hang out with the masters of everything and it rocks. and all that is demanded of you is that you love and appreciate wonderful art -- DONT MIND IF I DO !
Feb 2, 2024