And then you order an xtra large popcorn and act like you‘re ordering it for two people but you are eating all of it by yourself aren’t you? you then get a stomach ache with an hour left to go in the movie and have to leave.
get a giant pop and a salty snack and lay back in a cushy chair for a couple hours and see whatever you want without anyone else in your ear until you’re ready to discuss!!!
If you dont have anyone to go with, go alone. Eat a whole bucket of popcorn by yourself and clap if something funny happens. Who cares if you dress up to watch a movie by yourself yay :D
Subway, Waiting Room, Etc. You’ll realize everyone else is looking at one and that that is kinda depressing and that you are superior to everyone in that space for resisting your temptations
They should be judged. You can’t just skip over thanksgiving. Or you’re not allowed to eat at thanksgiving, you just have to sit there and watch me stuff my face
