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I sent this to my buddy when he got engaged because there really isn’t anything I could have said that isn’t said here
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Phoebe Lucille Bridgers, will you marry me?🌹
From: Chad lan Zappia-Hesperia, CA
-6’2” or 6’1” (I gotta check) I am skinny but I got some “fit” qualities going on— skinny fit I guess. I play Dark Souls sometimes. I think Portlandia is funny. One of my favorite songs is Bled White by Elliott Smith. I think Harley Davidson shirts are cool even though I don’t have a drivers license. Loud noises stress me out sometimes. I am unemployed but make money off of music royalties. I’m a romantic and kind of laid back, but I’ll still put on Fetty Wap or Avenge Sevenfold. Whatever the situation calls for. Didn’t have a lot of friends growing up. I get embarrassed when I practice singing outloud sometimes. Still living with my family. Money is whatever. I like doing activities outside of the house but I’m a homebody, it’s too cold to go on a walk in the desert right now though. My hands and feet hate it. Big fan of Boston Terriers and Dobermans. Big fan of Boston (band) specifically the song Smokin’ I can play it all the way through. Nightmare Before Christmas head. Revisited record is cool minus Marlyn Manson I just ignore they’re on there. Harmonizing to songs rocks. Changing lyrics to something cringy rules. I hope In Da Club playing on the speakers in a 99 cent store says it all. Don’t wanna give away too much though. I am 25 turning 26 on August 2nd. I don’t know if I’m agnostic or atheist, I think if someone were to ask me that question I would get sleepy and zone out. I lean left politically but that makes me sleepy as well. Peace and love. Non-vegan but wish I could, Robert De Niro $ :/. Reserved and an open book, twofer. Also I have your name tattooed on my lower back if that helps. I don’t have a lot of patience when it comes to pushy-rude. Passive-rude I could laugh about. Most things are a quick, “well whatever” or I’ll probably laugh about it. Also I’ve been in love with you since I was like 18 or 17 or 16. I am being 1000% serious. You changed my life and continue to every waking moment. I wanna be a wizard with you and grow old together and we can wear hats and cloaks, fridge with flames on it and all. Here’s my email [email protected] @phoebebridgers I wanna be your Aragorn with a Kramer. I wanna go to the doctors with you. I wanna laugh about health issues in old age and say “Well, we still have time to change it.” I wanna be the cream to your cheese. I wanna do jumping jacks in front of you forever. I wanna do push-ups if you get mad at me. I wanna teach you stuff and I want you to teach me stuff. I wanna show you how good I am at pool. I wanna be anxious in an airport with you. I wanna fist bump you. I wanna sing the “Time is a wheel in constant motion” in I Hope You Dance with you. I wanna forget what song I was trying to remember with you. I wanna I Hope You Dance with you. I wanna quote School of Rock with you. I want you, Phoebe Lucille Fucking Bridgers! P.S. I love you!
Mar 19, 2025
love is so great and it was amazing getting to celebrate my best friend finding love with an amazing woman and being there with other friends and eating good cake and dancing
also guest appearance by a photo of Tim Robinson amongst the old wedding pictures of all their family members lmao
Oct 27, 2024
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Love is real 2024
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