I have not worn underwear in months. The visceral feeling of my (redacted) rubbing against denim keeps me on edge and ready to strike at all times. You might get it caught in your zipper. So what? Learn to take risks. Live dangerously.
i once listened to a podcast about streakers at national sporting events and learned that they have specially made clothes that they can rip off their bodies super quick. they dont usually get the clothes back, which is sad
