The bubbles in La Croix are so small it makes me feel like a pervert. I like big bubbles that hurt going down, such as ice-cold Canada Dry from a can. I call it Mean Water.
The bubbles are so crisp. But going even further, if thats not an option, I like strictly canned soda over plastic bottle soda. It just hits different.
i prefer my seltzer pure. and forget sparkling water that's just bubbly water gentrification. if i wanted a watered down soda then i'd just have soda so miss me with all these damn crazy flavors :(
Shameless plug for this depraved book of stories Iām adapting with an awesome production co. Sheila Heti picked the title story out of the trash at BOMB Mag to make it the winner of their 2015 fiction contest. Jen George is a genius. I recommend to anyone who would never throw a perfectly good dick joke in the trash.
