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lying to the dentist.
not a real profession. i dont have to be real with you
@patrick-doran
Dec 29, 2023
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@brennankeeley
I’m going tomorrow at 2. She is so nice but not gentle!!! put that shit down!!!!
Jan 15, 2024
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@alexadoingstuff
my dentist will never be told i smoke but she will know the intimate details of my friends and my dating lives
Dec 30, 2023
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@zozozozo
i never lie to them, i'll flat out tell them just to see their reaction, how do they punish you with guilt if their is no guilt to begin with
Dec 30, 2023
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@paula
no, im not a smoker
Dec 29, 2023
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@tyler
yeah i’ve been flossing a lot
Dec 29, 2023
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