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CALLING YOUR DOG EVERYTHING BUT HIS REAL NAME

i’ve made up 10000 names at this point and he knows them all. im not sure i remember his real name anymore

@gram

Apr 13, 2025

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stupid, long-winded names for pets

i want to get a dog and name it sarah michelle gellar. i will make people call it by the full name.

@illuminaddi

Jan 28, 2024

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Calling your pet everything except their actual name

my dog now responds to pig, boo boo, stinky, DJ piss pants, seal dog, garbage whore, rumple chinskins, bug, and butthole

@laura_thomp

Mar 16, 2024

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Top Recs from @nickyp

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Asking people if they lick batteries instead of calling them dumb

something along the lines of “Do the copper tops taste best when you lick batteries? Do you prefer Duracell over energizer?“

@nickyp

Mar 6, 2024

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Eating too much cheese and crackers and not saving enough room for dinner

If this was a sport I would be an Olympian

@nickyp

Dec 24, 2023

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Wearing sweaters to your office job

Fuck a collared shirt. Wear a sweater. It’s more comfortable and more stylish. Tell your boomer coworkers to read a book if they give you shit.

@nickyp

Mar 29, 2024

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