a man just said ānice tittiesā as i was running to catch my train i sternly shouted āfuck youā and then i thought this is a great opportunity to wish death upon someone so the word āDIEā is what i went with and it felt amazing v cathartic
The best part of phones is that theyāre a small box of all of your friends. You can basically always talk to one of your friends. Even if theyāre one million away. Isnāt that just the coolest thing ever. Call a friend today and chat for no reason. Itās one of the best things you can do.
Folksā whether or not I should be ashamed to admit it, Iām all about sitting on the toilet and going on my phone. Itās very easy (and fun) to be guilty of this; a faint Instagram reel through the door is the modern warbler by the window.