a man just said “nice titties” as i was running to catch my train i sternly shouted “fuck you” and then i thought this is a great opportunity to wish death upon someone so the word “DIE“ is what i went with and it felt amazing v cathartic
The best part of phones is that they’re a small box of all of your friends. You can basically always talk to one of your friends. Even if they’re one million away. Isn’t that just the coolest thing ever. Call a friend today and chat for no reason. It’s one of the best things you can do.
Folks— whether or not I should be ashamed to admit it, I’m all about sitting on the toilet and going on my phone. It’s very easy (and fun) to be guilty of this; a faint Instagram reel through the door is the modern warbler by the window.
