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The absolute perfect holiday gift, ideal first date activity, #1 affordable health care resource.. i just can’t say enough about its capabilities to tamper with fate..and at what cost? anguish, embarrassment, a bit of situational irony to endure? well personally i used my 3 wishes to manipulate Sixers front office decisions spanning these past several years and… Oh God Oh God Oh My God
Nov 6, 2023

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