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This product came into my life by way of a PR package and I did not anticipate it changing my everything. It might be the only skincare product I need. It is this super thick, viscous, goopy (calm down), almost vaseline-like stuff that you put on your face and just makes you look dewy and juicy and damp (relax). It's incredible if you have Saharan level dry skin like me and looks so pretty underneath makeup. I imagine this is what that Rhode products are going for but, in my opinion, are not quite accomplishing. This stuff truly gives you that âglazedâ look. And it's so cheap for how much you get and how long it lasts. I put this stuff everywhere.
Sep 1, 2023
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i was so terrible to my skin growing up and now it freaks out at 99% of products. that said, i started "slugging", aka applying an occlusive layer on top of a moisturizer two nights week and holy toledo, my skin is happy about it! after washing my face with just water, i put on some sebamed clear face gel (basically just hyaluronic acid, glycerin and some water goop), let that sit, then rub in a little smaller than grape size amount of vaseline on top. i wake up with really soft, dewy, glowing skin. vaseline is soooo cheap too. if you're nervous about this breaking you out like i was - it won't!
Dec 12, 2023
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my favorite skin care hack GENUINELY . get your favorite moisturizer, work that into the skin, then get some Vaseline/auquiphor and out that overtop and go to bed. The next morning your skin will be so bright and bouncey. my skin clears up so much more and I just feel fresh. I LOVE SLUGGING <3333
Mar 16, 2025
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Are you tempted by shiny things? Do you like going to the pool? Do you wish your skin shined but in a low-key effortless way, like Rihanna? Well, too bad! Nobody comes close to Rihanna! But, dear reader, if you like shiny things and baring the skin you're in, I've got the stuff. And it smells vaguely like those rocket popsicles, the red, white, and blue ones that were summer staples when life was easier (see: 2003) (I say "easier" because I was 9), which is always comforting. Anyway, I'm always so tempted by sparkly body oils but only in theory (has anyone tried that Tom Ford glitter stuff?!); I don't like getting glitter all over and I also don't like looking like I'm going to a pride rave. That's why I'm so amazed at the sheer shine of this aptly-named Fairy Godmother gel. You could apply it with your eyes closed, that's how easy and low-key it is. Physically, it comes in a divine glass bottle with a great little pump. The kicker? It's full of vitamin C and other powerful nutrients that will probably make you age well, like Madonna! Don't quote me though. Oh, the places you'll glow.
Jul 20, 2021
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Iâve been single for a year and a half now and have recently had a massive breakthrough with it all. I spent a while deeply brainwashed by the horrific dating advice on Tik Tok which stipulates things like âif the first date isnât a dinner date then he basically views you as a saloon whoreâ or âunless you drop into your soft feminine energy, you deserve an entire life alone, you toothless witch.â I donât want to do either of those things. What the fuck is soft feminine energy? I want to focus on work and make videos that make people laugh and write and spend time with friends and eat and drink wine (see above) without being haunted by the viral refrain âIf he wanted to, he would.â Who cares? I like meeting guys out and about! Maybe grabbing drinks. Having crushes. Flirting. Enjoying them. But I will never again sit through a Tik Tok titled âsubtle ways to make him addicted to youâ or âhow to become a high value woman who is a prize to be won.â ENOUGH.
Sep 1, 2023
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So Iâve been debating which is more annoying: including this pretentious literary magazine which I authentically love OR excluding it and going with a more ârelatableâ choice. Performative relatability is my favorite thing to make fun of in my videos so I opted for the former! Iâve loved it since reading this piece (The Unravlers) by the amazing Stephanie Danler. Itâs impossible to love the Paris Review without getting shit on for it though. My friend Rebecca saw it peeking out of my purse when we were getting drinks recently and accused me of planting it. My other friend, Michael, accused me of only liking it because it contains the word âParisâ which aids in my quest to appear chic and not from Idaho (which I am). And I said, âMichael, thatâs absolutely ridiculous and also correct.â
Sep 1, 2023
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There is no higher high than spontaneously deciding to take a pair of dirty kitchen shears to a finger sectioned chunk of hair that youâre hastily holding between your eyes and just blindly cutting off an inch while your Uber driver waits for you outside. My motto is âhow bad could it look?â Let go, let god. Iâm so impatient when it comes to my appearance. You think Iâm waiting for a professional to cut this hair when I literally need it cut right this moment or else Iâll die? No. Paying for a haircut might be a scam Iâve decided.
Sep 1, 2023