Brittany Deitch writes for Paste Magazine, runs/edits Ratpie Friends, & publishes in other journals. She writes on Substack at theworstpersonintheworld where she talks about the Universe and her ex-boyfriends, and co-hosts The Internet Is Dead Podcast where she talks about online communities, creators, and parasocial relationships with her best friend. She's been waiting 3 weeks for you to ask her out to coffee, and she thought you'd never ask!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭