⭐ The boiling of kandy muse (july 29th)
⭐ criisdie day (everyone throws me a huge parade)
⭐ international divorce day
⭐ gay guy friday (government holdiay where gay people are allowed the day off)
⭐wasian wednesday
idk if i just have one of those faces or bc i have a dog, but strangers are obsessed with telling me the most insane stories randomly and i just smile and say wow that's crazy. sometimes people just need someone who will listen i guess
mine is named scorpion, and he's gorgeous. he is missing the typical bells and whistles (vision and hearing), but he's the perfect weighted blanket/serotonin booster
